barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via hate)

unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather, via glxrified)

lubricates:

due tomorrow, more like 

do tomorrow

(via glxrified)

i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

(Source: lamemom, via just-another-name-whatever)

words-of-emotion:

I WANT YOU TO SEE ME SO HAPPY IT FUCKING BREAKS YOU 

(via liveliketheresnotomorrow711x3)

starlightlady:

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

(via crunchier)

wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

(via sidbug)

Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

(Source: nuocmamboi, via to-the-galaxys-edge)

pocketbeastie:

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

(via irideescent)

prettyparamore:

Of Mice & Men- Bones Exposed

(via irideescent)

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